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a: is cute, but alot more. period. n: the sexy schizophrenic ringleader k: a pikachu like no other

“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” — Mae West.
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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Salutations! I, Queen of the fairest chipmunks, lover of milk, and sexy hindi dancer hereby declare today to be praise the chipmunk day. All shall wear brown bushy tails to commemorate this salubrious event. Free milk will be distributed to every household, the city shall be flooded in our merriment.

But alas, as we participate in the festivities, may we never forget the true meaning of praise the chipmunk day. In blessed memory of the golden acorn, that once brought hope and light all across treeville, we shall forever honor these sacred traditions and pass them on to future generations. Be it in sleep, when we are snuggling our acorn pillows, our time of play where we play acorn ball, and everytime that we may chose to breathe, we will always keep in our hearts the teachings passed on to us by the wise chipmunk.

My fellow chipmunkzens, i beseech you to go forth and bring glory to our elders, smile, and be happy for this joyous occasion.


Squeakety-squeak squeak and many nuts
The Queen Chipmunk


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