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yes, she did order milk from starbucks
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Salutations! I, Queen of the fairest chipmunks, lover of milk, and sexy hindi dancer hereby declare today to be praise the chipmunk day. All shall wear brown bushy tails to commemorate this salubrious event. Free milk will be distributed to every household, the city shall be flooded in our merriment.
But alas, as we participate in the festivities, may we never forget the true meaning of praise the chipmunk day. In blessed memory of the golden acorn, that once brought hope and light all across treeville, we shall forever honor these sacred traditions and pass them on to future generations. Be it in sleep, when we are snuggling our acorn pillows, our time of play where we play acorn ball, and everytime that we may chose to breathe, we will always keep in our hearts the teachings passed on to us by the wise chipmunk.
My fellow chipmunkzens, i beseech you to go forth and bring glory to our elders, smile, and be happy for this joyous occasion.
Squeakety-squeak squeak and many nuts
The Queen Chipmunk
Friday, December 25, 2009
But i want to read you all over againI used to think we were like poetry
Like a million sad songs on Christmas Eve
Those laden words make things hard to breathe
The words, they catch you. They deceive.
Like an irrelevant chemistry
Words collide, combust. Oh artistry!
They devour, match; like you and me
Like rally calls to frigid hearts
Melt; words change to abstract art
They mend the page you tore apart
We were lousy poetry.
love aishani.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
They say pictures speak a thousand words. I think music says so much more. This one's for the entire MGdebate'09. I love you guys lots. :)
Here it goes!
When it seems so cold,
Think about those days,
When kites flew high,
When there were secrets to be told.
When we ran away,
To places no one ever remembered
Got drenched in the rain,
And loved life in November.
You made me fall from the universe
You made me want to stay
Even when I couldn't keep up with time
We waited till the dark went away
Pre-Chorus:
so let it be let it be
let the world show you how to smile
smile even without me
let it be let it be
let the light shine upon you, upon me.
Chorus:
I can't imagine the world
as hard as it gets
when it changes
three hundred and sixty degrees
but either way
You know the love remains,
I’ll never forget
That smile on your face
Bridge:
We’ll smile for those days,
We’ll live in our own way.
We’ll look up at the stars, talk to the moon,
And make memories that’ll forever stay
42 memories of not-so-good times with nat
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Memories of Nat:1) Walking into Rohan Shah in the boys toilet during jgs.
2) Shouting out Rohan Shah's name in the ferry when his family friend was seated right in front.
3) Proving to us that she doesnt wear shorts by lifting her skirt during Malay Dance Class.
4) Being privately tutored by our chinese weiger dance teacher, because she couldnt" turn right, face right, walk right"
5) Spilling water on herself every round of vjs, because of her inability to open a bottle of water properly.
6) Turning back glancing in every direction, to ask us if we heard Rod Stewart telling her that he loves her.
7) Racist POI, directed at an indian, which she still thinks has value.
8) Singing in a fat suit, of the specifics of mitosis.
9) Being the direct cause of her dog having to take anti-depressant pills.
10) Not bothering to look at the price of all the items she bought in cold storage, and the bill totalled to $32 and she only had $22.
11) Being tied to a chair by Imran, because of her inability to sit properly during debate.
12) Going into a fetal position, rocking back and forth while calling out for Jon Yap.
13) Foaming at the mouth after shouting at anne to sit down during a POI.
14) Saying Ladies and Gentlemen in a POI.
15) Being forced to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken by Imran.
16) Attempting to do a "hip grind" sort of dance move, but failing to epic proportions.
17) Failure to catch a( 4/4 common time ) the simplest of rhythms every chapel.
18) Her glasses falling off every time she prays.
19) Naming of inanimate objects.
20) Buying 25 crickets when she should have bought 25 cockroaches for her science project, and then lying that they were actually just a really rare breed of cockroaches.
22) Smelling her dog, when he is sweaty.
23) Balding
24) going NYEHHHHHHHh when she is angry, and unable to rebut. roughly similar to that of a donkey perpetually having menstrual bleeding.
25) Lying to Imran that carol had very bad menstrual cramps, so we could prep for a few minutes in the bathroom.
26) Forever taking two forks every recess, only to go back to the cutlery station to exchange one for a spoon.
27) Jumping into the pool while talking on her handphone.
28) Asking everyone where was her handphone when she was holding her handphone and talking to me on her handphone.
29) Stopping suddenly when we were talking to the canteen to face the rainy day and pretend to be rose, exclaiming " catch me jack! catch me" in her "titanic moment".
30) Spending 50 dollars on pair of anna sui shoes and spilling milo on them the first time she wore them, then deciding to never wear them again.
31) Being freaked out by school at night, and having to call me on the phone and me talking to her the entire time until i found her.
32) Leaving her phone at the Malay food stall, and the malay uncle having to come to her house to give her phone back to her.
33) Making funny noises with her stomach while watching Naruto show.
34) Her stomach growling whenever she is near her dog.
35) Shouting " who wants a hug" and everyone turns away.
36) Alicia forever stealing her rubber bands, and her having untied hair.
37) Lao shi having to stop her for every two words in the entire passage for chinese oral, for her pronouncing lao po po as lao bo bo. Lao Shi shaking her head in disappointment saying " its like hearing an ang moh speak"
38) She singing during chinese class and everyone turning back to look at her.
39)Telling Jon Yap to "get lost".
40) She cutting the chocolate cupcake with chocolate spilling out and shouting whats wronggg why is it breaking and desperately trying to scoop chocolate back into the cake. in response we said: " nat its called chocolate volcano lava"
41) Her classic reply: Oh... burrrrp!"
42) Madeline who took her hair clip and clipped it to the back of her shirt. Nat spent 1h looking for the hairclip and could not find it. same applies for kick me signs.
-compiled by aishani and keish:D
P.S : 42 is a nice, funny and lucky number.